I wish

I wish there were dishwashing contests. Nationally televised live online. Men and women competeting in local circuits would out wash and out shine one another in closely followed matches.
And of course I imagine myself one of its top competitors. Come on, who can pack a dishwasher better than me? Not many people. I would be dashing in my ability to create spot free wine glasses, all while not becoming emotionally involved.

What fun! I am sure there would be quite a following.

It would air right after "Book Club Classics, Discussions on 20th Century Female French Authors."